Top Five Albums Of 2009 So Far:

1. The Decemberists - The Hazards Of Love
2. Regina Spektor - Far
3. Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown
4. Wilco - Wilco (The Album)
5. Silversun Pickups - Swoon

The Four Movies Of 2009 I've Seen, Ranked:

1. Star Trek
2. Up
3. Taken










... 999. Land Of The Lost


Top 3 Republican Douchebags:

1. Michelle Bachmann
2. Glenn Beck
3. Rush Limbaugh