User Profile

I play and sing for people. I play living rooms, weddings, bar mitzvahs (but not bat), bris's, confirmations, debutante balls, divorce court hearings, military tribunals, inaugural balls, undescended balls, castles (w/o phones), monasteries, angkor wat, watts, 1.21 gigawatts, sabbaths, sabbaticals, shabbat, shabbaticals, diagnoses, births (but not virgin), baptisms, mass deportations, guantanamo, abu ghraib, drinking holes, spider holes, cave networks, bat caves, fortresses of solitude, stately wayne manor, inquisitions, interrogations, power lunches, power walks, plank walks, captain's quarters, ready rooms, nuclear subs (but not nucular), quizno's subs, the poop deck, the flight deck, the cockpit, the duck pit, the peach pit, the maxx, ten forward, the drunken clam, moe's, monk's, central perk, east berlin, paper street, the overlook, the red room, the white room (w/black curtains), the green room, the war room, the hitching post, the chestnut tree, miniluv, minitrue, minipax, miniplenty, pemberley, manor farm, metaluna, florin (but not guilder), coventry, gondor (but not rohan), xenu, xanadu, monticello, montenegro, montecito, surf city, bug city, the machine city, zion, happy camp, jackson hole, walla walla, kalamazoo, seattle, moose factory, fenario, st. angel, dublin, dublin-pleasanton, rockridge, glen park, balboa park, ashby, strawberry fields, penny lane, an octopus' garden (in the shade), princeton-plainsborough teaching hospital, buy 'n large, ancient mayan alien cities, kazakhstan, gullyvorna, teegeeack, penn station, grand central station, hudson beach station, point reyes station, king's cross station, a town called hope, kim kardashian's ass, SPAAARRRTTAAAAAAAAA!!!!, & the fletcher memorial home for colonial wasters of life and limb, is everyone in?